Anyway. About a week ago, I found out this new girl at work - Megan - said Alex was texting her. And I didn't care really. I have a nunch of guys' numbers from work so I thought nothing of it. Then Meg says he's asking really personal questions and one was if she was a virgin. Then she said he asked her out and said he liked her a lot and wanted to be her boyfriend.
Oh, my God. So mad. So terribly mad. You have no idea. That was the exact same way he went about getting me. I was pissed off at him and heartbroken. Then I realized that me and Megan are like the exact same type of girl: Nerdy, funny, short kinda chubby and kind of tomboyish. Then I started wondeering if Megan really was a virgin and if Alex was just a cherry popper. I mean he did it to me and it looked like it was happening to Megan. I didn't want her to come in to work 3 months later heartbroken the same way I was.
So I called her and told her everything and warned her. I told her she could date him if she wanted, that I had no problem at all with that. But to just keep her guard up. Go slow and test him.
Then I called Alex and totally scared the shit out of him OH MY GOD IT FELT SO COOL TO BE A PSYCHO HOSE BEAST SERIOUSLY.
Me: WHAT THE FUCK? YOU DUMPED ME SAYING YOU WEREN'T READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP AND YOU MOVE ON TO MEGAN???
Alex: ... Whaaaat?
Me: I. Saw. Your. Texts.
And then Alex hung up on me! I caught him! But what's better is I saved Megan cause everything I told her he said to me, she says he said to her.
So, to sum up. Alex is a cherry popping asshole. Megan is saved. ME and Megan are best friend and text constantly. I'm a psycho hose beast and totally movedon from that smalled dicked motherfucker.
Raise the roof, y'all this is girl power! lol